True indeed. Chinese is phun when friends are there.
YAY FOR RACHELLE JOINING CL.
If only she'd stop emoing. She'd do better than I will, as long as she doesn't slack off to the extreme like Phoebe does.

Our chinese teacher is scary. She's short, old, and has 3 kids.
...Reminds me a lot of Hu Lao Shi.
...Except HLS seems to shrink everytime I see her.
Anyway, this chinese teacher doesn't understand why we choose normal chinese. And she is dead set on making us love chinese.
Or at the least, IMPROVE our chinese.

I freaked out my Bio teacher. He was really weird.
He decided to check the name list (the OUTDATED namelist) so he called out every name and every two or so he had to cross out/write something.
So he sat down.
Now, beause our OCD FT told us to sit in Register order, i sat with Melissa (KHR addict, not the Rosyth Mel) right in front. So the teacher was like, "AY?"
I raised my hand silently.
He stared at me.
I stared at him, wondering what was with him. Had he seen me raise my hand? Should I raise it again?
He stared at me.
I stared at him.
THe class stared at us.
He finally said, "Hi."
Me: "Hi." in a very matter-of-fact tone.
He was unnerved.
I saw the funny side of it and burst into a big grin.
At that same moment, he lost it. "JUST SMILE A BIT, WOULD YA?!"
"That's better."
THe class probably thinks I'm weird now.
"She was just GLARING at me!" he whined.

Nyah nyah nyah
charon



STEF PWNS.
Cuz she actually gave me a christmas present, and it's an EXTREMELY AWESOME PWNSOME CHIBI YURI LOWELL RAISING HIS SWORD IN THE AIR BOOKMARK :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
And because of this, I played as him today!
....mostly because I learnt FINALLY the trick to doing a 32-hit-combo Brutal Fang arte. And that playing as a dog, a magician, or a flying Krityan gets tiring after some time.

So.
The Tale of Yuri's Love filled Croquettes
starring Karol, Rita, Raven, Judith, and Yuri.

Karol: Wow, Yuri's croquettes are amazing!
Rita; Yeah, even though they're just potato balls, they're just so delicious!
Raven: There must be some secret ingredient.
Judith: C'mon, Yuri, what's the secret ingredient to your croquettes?
Yuri: Love.
Rita: ACK COUGH BLEH KE-PTHSTHT
Karol: WHAT!?! Who are you, and what did you do to the REAL Yuri!
Raven: No way!
Yuri: It's true! The landlady who works below the place I live always used to say that food always tasted better when you put all your love in it. So, I put all my love into these croquettes!
Raven: If only Yuri's croquettes weren't so nice...TT_TT
Judith: That's not really the secret ingredient, isn't it.
Yuri: There isn't a secret ingredient. It's just potato.

Love filled Croquettes. Like Raven says, "Girls love a man who can cook."

charon



Playlist, playlist,
so nice and nano small.
Playlist, playlist,
check out these cool new songs!

As you can see, I clearly need a life away from Fairly Oddparents, KHR! character songs, Blogger, and my playlist websites.

I like David Gemmell cuz it helps me learn to insult people.
Okay, here's an example. Context is that this is supposed to be ancient Briton, where all the different tribes hate each other. I have very brilliantly forgotten them but let's just call them Guys from Tribe A and Guys from Tribe B. Tribe A guys are actually called the Brigante and are the 'bad' guys but if i were to refer to Brigante and Tribe B you guys would get confused.
So.

Guy from tribe A: You're from the Tribe B? Huh. I once knew a Tribe B woman. Fat and ugly, but at least she was cheap. (Guys from Tribe A laugh at the racist remark.) Maybe it was your mother.

Guy from Tribe B: (stopping his friend from beheading guy from tribe A) It well could have been. As I recall, she had a soft spot for animals.

Guy from Tribe A: (draws sword) You shouldn't insult people so far away from home.

Guy from Tribe B: (draws sword) I'm sorry. It's my upbringing you see. I've been brought up to silence a yipping dog.

(ALL OUT BRAWL)

SCHOOL. STARTS. TOMORO.
I IDIOTICALLY OVERWROTE MY LATEST TALES OF VESPERIA SAVE WHICH HAD MY LEVEL 90+ CHARACTER, AND MY SECOND LATEST SAVE FILE HAS THEM AT LEVEL 50+.
WHAT THE FREAKIN' RELL?!
Maybe I'll just go back to Last Remnant TT_TT
But on a side note, I finally managed to complete Secret Mission 3! (knocking Zagi over the edge of the boat)
GYAHAHA.

Damn CCA woes.

CHRN
which can be read as Charon, Churn, Chrn, Chagrin..anything else you can come up with?



I realise my Blog Title is very O_O

one of Raven's titles is called "Twilight Dreamer", because he feels that he lost the ability to dream when he died the first time.

...NOTHING to do with Twilight.

Oh yeah, the opening title theme for ToV is called "Breaking Dawn".

...it's actually very nice.
BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH SPARKLY VAMPIRES.



Timetables are out on inet.
Apparently
1) i got Miss Ong for english. You know, in Rosyth, we used to call Guo Lao Shi "Great Lousy Snake" based on the initials GLS when she was around, so she wouldn't know we were talking about her. Just saying. Nothing to do with Miss Ong.

2) Awa got Mr Chia. Unless there is another "Andrew" teaching Bio in RGS, she's screwed. So she thinks. Personally I jsut got a grudge against him cuz he made me run two rounds round the netball courts in No.4 for talking.

3) 310 and 308 share recesses on Odd week: mon, tues. Even week: Tues, thurs.
lunches on: oddweek: tues wed fri, even week: wed thurs fri

And wednesday lunch. But that's OBVIOUS.

...D:

4) Me and Shasha have the same Chinese teacher. WAO. -_-

5) I'm one physics practical away from having Ms Sandy Leow/Liao as my lit teacher. ;_;

6) Awa wishes to conduct meaningful discussions about sexual intercourse with Mrs Leslie. I'm outta here.


So.
AU fics =/= OOC characters.
So, if Hibari was a girl, he/she wouldn't blush and go "Um..." and wouldn't listen to a teacher. Mukuro would not be a well mannered boy who goes "Kyouya, are you okay?" and offer to help carry something heavy for her/him.
Yet, a certain AU fic which included Gokudera as a gay singer/actor/celebrity asshole person (italian term: Stronzo) who swears, effs, and smokes, and Tsuna as a shy little boy who ended up becoming a star by accident and of COURSE there's 5927 and it was VERY WELL WRITTEN.
In fact, I loved the story if not for the immense number of drugs, swearing, and effing of random strangers.
...wait.
I like the story because it has good plot, and the characters were very in-character.

...and i smell flowers.

AND I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A SPEECH TOMORO FOR YF.
.........I blame Yu Wei. I think she nominated me. -_-

CHARON
(why did my WMP just play two consecutive Hibari songs? It's on RANDOM!)



Welcome to the year 1990 plus 20!
Better known to the rest of the saner world as Twenty Ten.

School will be starting on Monday, and unlike people like Awa, I can proudly say,
I AM NOT PREPARED!

For one thing, i haven't finished reading Frankenstein.
I have, though, finished Assassin's Creed 2, gotten bored of Tales of Vesperia (although I WILL finish that 200-man-melee...even if it KILLS ME and it will...) and ...and...

Fact is, I haven't gotten bored of holidays yet. Thus school...I'M NOT READY!

Besides, once school starts, I have to
1) convince Dr Sakhar to let me take Tribune as Core CCA
2) convince Mr Chia that NCC(Air) is something I really cannot take. Actually he knows this already.
3) get relevant forms, attend relevant interviews, bribe relevant parties (teachers)
4) convince the rest of the class that I am NOT a weird person. Wait, that's redundant.
5) convince Chuning that I am NOT to be used as target practice for that penknife she stole. (haha Belphagor)

And I HATE conversing with adults about official stuff.

So to lighten the mood, who likes my new blogskin? It's Schwann Oltorain (like DUH. Look at the profile and the likes and hates. The first two are Schwann/Raven's, the rest are mine. I mean, I don't have a fancy to pretty girls and some person called Casey. I don't even KNOW anyone called Casey.)

KHR Character Songs III are out! So now to compose my NEW list of fave songs.

Tsuna: Hitotsu Dake (...okay...but it's better than What I must Protect (by HDW!Tsuna), and that other song which is sung by Dame Tsuna.)
Gokudera: Hashire (a-DUH)
Yamamoto: Ashita wo Mukatte...or something. It's the usual happy-lala-not-suicidal song.
Hibari: Horizon. It's a lot nicer than Hitoribocchi no Sadame and the other Joy-killing one. Okay Horizon is also pretty joykilling, but ...it's catchy! more on that later...
Mukuro: Kie Nai Negai. The ONLY song which isn't the latest. Mukuro's latest song is HORRID.
Ryohei: hareta sora wo miagete. I like it better than Extreme Fight, cuz it sounds funny...^^
Chrome: Temperature of Tears. It has a cheesy title and i STILL can't find the english lyrics, but I think I can guess. It's like, "MUKURO-SAMA ICHIBAN" in an emo tone, really.

Anyway, let's talk about horizon!
I would stick the youtube video, but for the fact that no one would watch it.
So in short, it has a really catchy chorus.
...and hyper.
Yeah, it's pretty OOC for Hibari, and every time I hear the song I think of Hibari dancing...TYL!Hibari, of course.
...^^
This song pretty much raises Hibari's sex appeal by a LOT, cuz ...it's COOL.
...okay, talking about an inanimate object having sex appeal is really weird. But then again, there are people who say "This dress just oozes sex appeal" which is like, whaaaat?
Well, Hibari is widely loved (?!) by fangirls all around the world. I, for one, only like TYL!Hibari, since he seems to be relatively smarter (except for when he beat up TYA Tsuna when they first met...).

Okay time to watch Mr Brain. ^^

CHARON
...down with ebil people!



It phails.

The ending is screwed.

Now I'll have to go back to ToV to finish the 200-man-melee.
...AND I DON"T CARE IF I DIE TRYING!

Yuri and Judith and Repede: ...shite (Arroooo....)...

...i'm regretting not going for YF sleep over tomoro night...
But seriously. i can't stand NOT being able to sleep like YF camp...AGAIN!.

Mr Chia doesn't know what SAP is.
As Awa says, he should die for that.
The punishment for not knowing what SAP is, is....decapitation.
...been nice knowing you. ^^

Looks like I'll have to quit NCC.
It's tough.
...how am I gonna pass my NAPFA now? D:
Kidding. I'll make it through.
I just wonder how I'm gonna stay fit, and I'll miss some friends.

CHARON
who has changed her MSN name from Ezio Auditore di Firenze, to Schwann Oltorain.
Missed ya', Raven.



Apparently, my very very VERY FIRST fanfiction posted on fanfiction.net is factually WRONG.

D Gray Man got updated.

As some of you will...scrap that. As ALL of you have forgotten, my first fic was about Allen and Kanda being fellow apprentices under Cross.

But as more information about Kanda's past is revealed, about him being the second and Alma and the whole Black Order being totally dickheads in general, it's screwed.

...much like most fics of mine, they are canonnly false.
...OH CRAP.

CHARON
and i was so proud of my first creation...TT_TT



If you go fanfictioning for Ben 10 fics, you'd get:

BenXGwen.

KevinXBen (...relatively rare, since Kevin's appearance was really brief..i think)

Of course, that was before Alien Force was made.
Now, I'd be reckoning you'd get:

BenXGwen (For goodness SAKE, they are like, COUSINS!)
KevinXBen (for the shounen-ai fangirls)

BenXJulie (Canon pairing......seriously. Who CARES about her? And why does she have a japanese surname?! And WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE OMNITRIX?!)

KevinXGwen (pretty canon, so...)

.....hopefully, no one is insane enough to pair up Grandpa Max with anyone...apart from the grandmother. (shudders)

AH, CRAP PAIRINGS>

AND MY ASSASSIN'S CREED 2 FIC IS NOT GOOD.
It has 3 chapters, and 2 reviews.
...NOT GOOD.

...I'm cancelling production. >_<


Do I like paper? yes, I like paper. No I don't like plastic. I'm NOT like that rgs gepper girl you keep talking about so much, and i am NOT a typical RGS girl. Considering you were an RI guy...-_-. You can be SO annoying, but I still enjoy your company. How strange.
Don't bother me about the Nelsonian Knowledge again!

CHARON



We watched bodyguards and assasins.
That chinese show.
...it is really, really, REALLY sad/nice.
I only wish that my family had some sort of influence in the revolutions.
...D:
But the cantonesse and hokiens had nothing to do with it, i guess.
A lot of people died, whether it be for the nation, for stupidity, or for personal reasons.
For the nation, very sad.
FOr personal reasons, sigh. Idiots...
those who never tried at all in life, give it all in death.

...like they say, the only cure for stupidity is death.

So.
My Assasin's Creed II fanfiction, Assasin's Parody, has had TWO REVIEWS! WOOTS!
...I'm very dissapointed that none of them are flames.
THey are, "That was funny" and "I love this parody!"
...not FLAME.
...FLAME ME!...then i can reply something sarcastically mean back. >D

CHARON
masochist with a reason.



This post is a mix of AC, KHR and...and...
...maybe a pinch of ToV. Unlikely.
,,,or not.

Anyway, here's a KHR fanfiction chapter from a fic called Postcards from the Famiglia. WHich is, essentially, pure crack, pure...gross, and it's SO crack, I have no qualms with reading it despite it being rated M rated yaoi.
...Esp that chapter where Hibari was horny and told Kusakabe to 'get in bed in 5 seconds' or he'll be punished. All because Dino wasn't in Japan at that moment.
...I can't believe Kusakabe listened to him.

Anyway, this is one funny chapter:

A chat log, recovered by Disciplinary Committee members following the computer class of one Sawada Tsunayoshi:

SawadaTsunayoshi: …Um. Is this thing working?

SmokingBomb: Oh, Tenth! You did it all on your own… that’s great!

SmokingBomb: :D

SawadaTsunayoshi: Mm, I guess I did. Thank you for helping me. :)

SmokingBomb: Do you need any help?

SmokingBomb: Like, with your homework?

SmokingBomb: Have the teachers stopped bullying you?

SmokingBomb: Do you want me to beat up anyone?

SmokingBomb: :D

SawadaTsunayoshi: no, I’m all right! Um. Gokudera-kun, I think we really ought to pay attention in class.

SmokingBomb: Don’t worry about it, Tenth!

SmokingBomb: I can teach you whatever you have to know!

SmokingBomb: shall I? So that we don’t have to waste our time in here.

SmokingBomb: :D

SawadaTsunayoshi: um.

BaseballIsFun has entered the room.

BaseballIsFun: ahahahaha

BaseballIsFun: wow

BaseballIsFun: ahahahaha

BaseballIsFun: heeeeey tsuna

BaseballIsFun: heeeey Gokudera

BaseballIsFun: ahahahaha

BaseballIsFun: what r u guys doin

SmokingBomb has left the room.

SawadaTsunayoshi: Gokudera-kun? D:

finito.

ASSASIN'S CREED SECTION.

So far, on deviantart AC memes, I have seen the crackiest pairings.
ALtair, main character of the first AC, has been paired with:
-water (he can't swim. So "He resolved his differences with the water <3")
-Haystack (he jumps into haystacks from high buildings.)
-One armed guy. (He caused the guy to LOSE his ARM. ANd you put them together. (facepalm))
 -Hidden blade (a hidden blade up his sleeve that can be triggered like a WOlverine's claw to skewer people from behind)
 -his hood. CUz he never takes it off. Ezio Auditore has been paired with: -Pigeon (Pigeon MESSENGERS, seriously)
 -Door. I dont understand this one either.
-Horse. Just because he rides them.

So.
One fine day, Ezio Auditore finished killing all the Pazzi. Lorenzo: So wotcha gonna do now?
Ezio: I'm gonna kill MAWR people! I mean, apparently the Pazzi aren't the only ones who betrayed my family. Turns out there's a lot more. ALso lets me release all the held up sexual and teenage tension since I haven't slept with any hot girls lately, what with all this killing and stuff. And for revenge. Yeah, revenge.
Lorenzo: Oh dear. You MUST go and find those conspirators! Here, I have a gift for you?
 Ezio: ....it's not CHristmas yet, Lorenzo.
Lorenzo: (ignores) this cape lets everyone see that you are a friend of my family, and the guards will be more...tolerant to your behaviour. Mind you, it's NOT immunity.
Ezio: Whatever. I'll be careful.
Lorenzo: Good. Thank you again, my boy.
Ezio: (bows)

 ...a few minutes later, 5 guards were spotted, dead, with signs of a hidden blade stabbed into their hearts, and a looted chest. Lorenzo sighed. THat cape was pretty useless.


Ezio: LEONARDO?! LEO, LEO, WHERE ART THOU LEOOOO...
Random servant: Ah, mi displace. Messer Leonardo has been commissioned by some noble in Venezuela to paint. It's a great opportunity.
Ezio: ...ah, grazie millie.
Ezio (secretly in his heart): Well, how nice. I came here to tell him I was going to Venice, and turns out he's going there already. "

HYAH!" Ezio leapt onto a horse and knocked several bypassers. Knocking down several guards, he yells, "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" The guards stare and swear as they watch the dissapearing assasin stick up his third finger and gallop toward the north east.

 "Leonardo!"
"Ezio!"
Leo: Great ta see ya mate.
Ezio: Wagon trouble?
Leo: Yeah.
Ezio: Need help? Lemme take a look...
Leo: Actually, I already figured it out. Could you help me lift the wagon?
Ezio: (...never underestimate Leonardo da Vinci..) HURAAAUGGHHHHH...
Leo: (does something to the wagon wheel)
Ezio: Hey, Leo. What's this bat-like thing here?
Leo: It's a flying machine!
Ezio: ....did you forget to take your medicine? L
eo: (ignores) let's go to Venice.

Ezio: TRa lalalalalaaaaaaa ...happy road trippppp ...to VenNNEEEEEE zueEEEElaaaaAAAA.... my BEAUTIFULLLLL cityYYYYY...
Leo: Have you been drinking?
(WHIIIIINNNNNNEEEEYYYYYYY) L
eo: Oh crap soldiers are after us! Damn you Ezio!
Ezio: (ignores) THey are from ...some Lord/Count/Duke guy who hates me! Get inside the wagon and I'll drive!
Leo: (jumps inside like a rabbit)
Ezio: Baka usagi.(Italian speaking jap. Wao.)
Soldier: (jumps onto wagon)
Ezio: TIme to show off my AMBULANCE DRIVING QUALIFICATIONS! (swerves wagon violently) Soldier: WHEEEE....i mean, WAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH...
Leo (in the wagon): Ezio! Behind you!
Soldier 2: (grabs Ezio)
Leo: DO SOMETHING EZIO!
Ezio: I'll blow you away! OVER LIMIT! (draws sword) Oh silver blade of coldest steel...rend the infinite darkness...and crush my enemies to nothing!.....SAVAGE WOLF FURY!!!!
Leo: ...that was unexpected. And wasn't that Yuri Lowell's Mystic arte, the guy from Terca Lumeri....
Ezio: GET INSIDE THE BLIDDY WAGON!
Leo: Yes dad.

(later)
Ezio: THey're after me. You drive to Venice. I'll meet you there.
Leo: Okay. ...wait, didn't i say it was your fault just now?
Leo: ...Ezio?

Ezio: ALRIGHT MY PRETTIES. WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MEEEEEE....
Soldiers 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9: RAAAAAARRRRR BRAINSSSS
Ezio: AZURE EDGE!!!
...
...
Ezio: That was too easy.

After a bit of running, Ezio reached a little place called Forli.
Ezio: Leonardo!
Leo: Ezio!
Leo: Let's get on this boat to Venice.
Boat guy: Where's your pass?
Ezio: ...what pass?
Boat guy: you need to be invited to Venice before you can go. Who invited you?
Ezio: ...uhhhh NObody?
Boat guy: TOo bad. Can't go.
Leo: BUT BUT BUT
Ezio: DOn't worry, Leo. I'll figure something out.
A female voice: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Ezio: How the rell did that woman get onto that lone island in the middle of nowhere...
(jumps on boat)
Row row row...
Ezio: Madonna (which just means, my lady, i think)
Lady: Grazie. You are really impressive.
Ezio: I wasn't doing it for anything but to help one in need...
Lady: Ooh, that makes you even more impressive.
Ezio: >////< Row row row Lady: Is there anything I can do to reward you? Ezio: we-ellllll.... (later) Lady: NOW GIVE THAT CUTE GUY A BOAT RIDE. Boat guy: O_O Yes ma'am. (later) Lady: If you come back again, I'll take care of you. Ezio: I look forward to your...hospitality. As leo and ezio are on the ship, ezio waving to Cathrine (the lady)... Leo: That's a dangerous woman. Be careful. Ezio: Huh? Leo: That's the daughter of some big rich duke, and her husband... Ezio: her HUSBAND?!!! Leo: Yeah. my point exactly. Her HUSBAND is some big rich duke. She is as dangerous and cunning as she is beautiful and charming. Ezio: ....my kind of lady. ^^ Leo : (FACEPALM) THANKS BIG TIME TO AWA FOR THE KHR CHAR THEME SONGS III! CHARON Altair > Ezio Auditore > Desmond Miles (family tree)
Altair > Ezio Auditore > Desmond Miles (in terms of power)
Ezio Auditore > Altair > Desmond Miles (in terms of relationships with women)
...Desmond you suck >



Apparently seeing your friends grow up is nostalgic. And makes you wonder why you ever had a crush on them since they all seem so friggin immature now.

And of course, Cassie kept went on about, "So, do you like..."
Me: "Oh NO NO NO NO NO. You are NOT going to say I like Gerald, cuz I don't, and I just don't happen to like guys who are sissy and are in GYM!" (No offence, jing heng. ><)

Cass: O_O I was going to say Joshua.
Me:...oh.
Cass: ...so DO YOU LIKE JOSHUA?
Me: How on EARTH could I possibly like him when I haven't seen him for two YEARS?! (okay, there was that ONE time last year at teacher's day but that hardly COUNTS.) Or at least...at friends.

Cass and Cherie: YOU LIKE JOSHUA'S FRIEND?! WHICH ONE?!

Me: ...(realising at this point that telling them that liking Zachary and Gary Lim and the rest of the guys as FRIENDS would ALSO be futile...) shut up.

Cass: SO YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT!

Arguing with those idiots is like arguing with yourself. Pointless.

As you can tell, I've started Assasin's Creed II.
It's a game full of blasphemy. But, it IS a work of FICTION.

So. Essentially, here's Ezio blah blah blahdy de something thingady Auditore, common ancestor of Desmond Miles and some guy called Subject Sixteen, Italian banker/assasin/womanizer, decendant of Altair Son of None.
...does that mean Altair's family tree starts with him, since no one knows who his dad is?
Cool.

So.
Ezio had an older bro whom he was really close with. He had some girlfriend called Cristina (whom he sleeps with on a regular basis...) and a younger brother who's sickly and collects feathers. Why? I dunno. He died before we could find out.
He has a sister, Claudia, and his mother.
His family are against this other family called the...Viali? Or something. So one day Ezio comes home only to discover that his brothers and father have been thrown into prison under the charge of treason. No doubt a conspiracy by the Vrali or whatever.
So, being the little monkey that Ezio is, he climbs up the jailtower to his father's cell, and the dad tells him to use his 'special talent' to find a secret door in his office, and find a chest. Within the chest holds a bunch of documents to pass to this family friend.

So lalala, Ezio goes and uses his Eagle Vision (which every assasin seems to have) and finds the door. The chest contains a White Assasin's Cloak, a Common Sword, and a bunch of documents. Ezio, being the vain guy, puts on the cloak (not understanding that it's, after all, an ASSASIN'S cloak.) and delivers the papers to the offical/family friend.
Offical: DOn't worry, Ezio. I'll get your father out of there in no time.

Next day.

Official: Today we find the Auditores guilty of treason. They get hanged. Bye bye Giovanni Auditore. Been nice knowing you. Have you any defence?

Gio (Ezio's dad): WTF? It's a conspiracy! And my DEFENCE is the EVIDENCE that i gave to you YESTERDAY YOu TOOT.

Official: Really? I know no evidence of which thou speaketh.

Gio: Oh EFF YOU. Vengence be upon you! You will DIE--gack.
(hangman's trapdoor opens, down with the Father and his Two Sons. Yes. Even the sickly young one who likes feathers. )

Ezio: NOOOOOO!!! FATHERR!!!!

Official; GYAHAHAHAHA. I mean, uh, GUARDS! GET HIM!

Ezio: No worries! (three hulking guards in big armour show up) Oh shite. Uh, GIMME THE BEST YA GOT, BASTARDO!

(Big guard #1 swings huge sword. Ezio's sword breaks in half)

Ezio: ...damn that father of mine. Couldn't he even get a decent sword...

Father's friend, who is a good guy: You better run, Ezio.

Ezio: Good idea. Why didn't I think of that. (runs like heck back home)

So Ezio discovers his mother and sister are still alive, at his servant's house. The servant lives in a brothel. Huh.
So the mother is scarred for life, although there's implication that she was beaten up/raped. Not sure. THe mother wouldn't say a word anymore, cuz she can't deal with the fact that her darling youngest son is dead.
...of course, she doesn't care that GIovanni's dead, funnily enough, even though they had quite a romance story.

Anyway, Ezio and his two lady relatives run to their uncle in Montessori or something. So the uncle says, "So Ezio my dear nipote. What are you gonna do now that my brother is dead, your mother's a walkin' vegetable and our enemies are going to kill you?"
Ezio: I"m gonna run to ...some far away country in Europe with my mom and sis.
Uncle: But but but your dad would want you to follow in his footsteps?
Ezio: YOu mean my dad wants me dead? Oh wait, not that bit huh. You mean, he would want me to be a banker?
Uncle: no you idiota. I mean...wait, he didn't TELL YOU?
Ezio: He told me about the birds and the bees like DUH. Otherwise how did I establish myself as Florence's most sexy womanizer?

No. He didn't say that. In fact, I changed a LOT of the conversations so far, but the general idea's there. Except Ezio IS crushed that his relatives are dead.

So, as Uncle Mario and Ezio are sparring, Mario explains about how his dad is ...was, an assasin, and about the whole Assasins hate Templars and how the Templars try to kill the Assasins and stuff.
So Ezio goes like, "No way. My daddy was a...a...an...ASS..ASSA...ASSASIN?!"
Mario: "Asses don't become Assasins. But yeah, he was an assasin."
Ezio: (after a day or so) I MUST AVENGE MY DADDY AND BECOME AN ASSASIN!
Mario: Good boy, nipote.

Yay.

In Storm Glass, Opal's boyfriend has been possessed by a bad guy. Then after they half-kill the 'boyfriend' she realises she loves Kade.
Like, DUH.
Kade is like...Valek. ONly not so boring and heartbroken.
...Kade's sister, Kaya (i know. Weird) died. SO he emos.
Valek's brothers died when he was 13. SO the heartache's more or less gone.

...huh.
CHARON
wondering if she should annoy Maria V. Snyder by telling her how her book is.
And how she makes Yelena such a Mary Sue in this book.
And how much I've missed Ari and Janco and was so happy when they reappeared.
...Ari reminds me of Raven. And Janco is a bit like Yuri...a BIT.
...if you like AriXJanco...then RavenXYuri...
...
...
..Good thing i like neither, then.



Yeah, I'm back from camp.
It was funny, except for the part where the rest of the girls kept keeping me awake with their loud games. How is it normal to sleep at 4am every day?!

Anyway.
We took a LOT of jumpshots.
Scott is a camwhore.
When Li Heng was taking pictures of his mouth (cuz we were facing the beach, and his brown hair was flying back, and he was pretending to be a lion. Not very mature for a guy going to NS next year), I shouted that if anyone wanted pictures of Scott's mouth, they just needed to ask my dad.
Cuz my dad did Scott's braces for him, and I remember a LOT of pictures of his mouth years ago.
They laughed.
I seem to make people laugh a lot.

On the last night I spent the night with two guys.
...shut thy dirty thoughts. One was trying to play the piano, which he hadn't touched for...5 years.
The other was talking to me about...a lot of things.
One was sec 4, the other is 21.
...NO i did NOT do ANYTHING gross.

Matthew can levitate now.
...in JUMPSHOTS.
He looks hilarious. And Shaun posted all the pictures on facebook.
I LOOK UGLY AND FAT> D:

Rosyth gathering is at wild wild wet.
...I bet the pervo guys planned this so they could see the few girls who go in swimwear.
...i'm having second thoughts. But people like Hakeem and Keith and Josh and Zack and ...yeah, they're going.
...I can guess that Zachary ain't pervo...but you can never be too sure.
...two years do wonders for boys.

I FINALLY GOT STORM GLASS.
Now I can go annoy Maria V. Snyder again.
I mean, KadeXOpal is SO obvious.
It's almost like ValekXYelena, except Opal isn't as funny.
...it seems that Opal was raped as well while being captured by Alea Daviian.
NO, Alea wasn't the one who raped Opal. Alea's a GIRL.
...Alea's BROTHER did. I think.
Opal's kinda sore about it (no sick pun intended) cuz Tula still died and how everyone cares about Tula, but sibling rivalry is all abound.

Labyrinth of Memories is scary.

I HATE MY NEXT YEAR CLASS.
DAMN.

Anyway.
Uh...i bought a book called The Tomorrow Code from NZ.
...Itchy Knee san shi!
It's downright sucky.
It all comes down to, "Oh noes, we humans are like parasites on this earth, so these weirdly mutated antibodies which travel in huge fogs destroy all humans in sight, thus eradicating the human race and it's ALL OUT FAULT."
Another potentially awesome story ruined by the stupid idea of global warming.

Global warming is there because of human sin and greed. if humans weren't so stupidly idiotic and sinfully greedy to burn, upgrade, destroy to create, there wouldn't be all this junk.
Like Duke says, "Humans will not let something go once it is in their grasp."
In a way, I almost agree with Duke's idea about destroying the whole world. THe Adephagos (which, as i mentioned before, is EXACTLY like global warming) was created by humans. They destroyed that which could control the Adephagos, ie the Entelexeia/trees.
...in fact, ToV could be damn cheesy if i chose to think abotu it.
But since they don't go on about "How to conserve our Aer and Blastia" i don't mind.

CHARON
hates 308'10



Yay. Home sweet home.

HOW DO THEY ALWAYS DRAW Japanese swordsmen looking so hawt and awesome and graceful and all that while they are twirling swords?!
(stares dreamily at Yuri performing his Mystic Arte, Savage Wolf Fury)
-blink-
UH, right.

CAMP. DAMN CAMP.
I HATE CAMPS
ESP. NCC CAMPS.
...YF CAMPS WHICH INVOLVE SLEEPING IN A CONTAINER WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE AMD LIZARDS AND SPIDERS IS EQUALLY UGH.

...to go for BBQ, or NOT to go for BBQ.
Hakeem seemed to look fwd to me goin so if i don't go......
...Well, no one is particularly interesting there.
Apart from hakeem himself, of course.
And Isaac, i guess.
...sounds boring.
Hazel was right. D:

Caramel likes biting people to death.
So Jac wants to call her Caramel HIbari Kyouya.
When I left Jason's bdae party, i said, "Bye jac. Bye hibari."
'Hibari' really likes to chew on Ferraris.
TOY Ferraris.
...did Dino invent the ferrari?
...Guess HIbari really hates Dino.

CHARON
needs to catch up on ToV and KHR.



Essentially my crazed stalker.
Uh, no.

Essentially, Kim's insane obsession over an OC whom SHE HERSELF created.

THERE'S A BLAHDY HUGE BEE NEXT TO ME.

Anyway, tomoro will be our last day here and it will be boring.
At 1 am our plane leaves...1 am at tomoro's tomoro, technically speaking.
Once we touch down i have to go to piano class.
...CRAP.

They don't have Storm Glass here either.
My mom stepped on a black cat.
It screamed.

My dad had been playing with that cat earlier.
I think kitty doesn't like us D:

CHARON



written on: 3rd december2009

WE BRING THEE GREETINGS FROM...ACK-LAND! Which is situated somewhere North of the South Pole.

Hibari: Most of the world is North of the South Pole, stupid herbivore.

What the heck is HE doing here?! GET OUT!!! I bet you can't even name a herbivorous animal.

Hibari: I don't have to prove myself to you. And you have no control over where i am and where I go. (so there. ha.)

So...you WANT to be on my blog?

Hibari: ......you have a point there.

Whatever. I usually hate it when people start talking to characters who don't exist and treat it as if those pitiful characters actually CARE about the person in question.
Of course, that's coming from me, a person who HATES OC fics.

Hibari: (you and me both...-_-)

WHAT ARE YOU SITLL DOING HERE?!
Huh, whatever. I can't be bothered with a human like you. (Hibari Kyouya versus Haruhi Suzumiya...who would win? ^^)

OKAY OKAY. BLAH.
Clouds, as usual, remain something irritating in NZ holiday life.
About being in Ackland, I meant, AUCKland.
Which is not in Europe somewhere, but in the North island of NZ.

Hibari: Hn. I knew that.

Sure you did. Now shut up and sit quietly in a corner so i don't have to talk to you and end up typing stuff I would hate to read.

OKAY! So, since I was in Taipa yesterday and now am NOT in Taipa I think you can guess what happened today.
That's right, kids! We travelled down southward! WHEE!

So we started off the day eating a big breakfast at the Taipa Bay Resort (i think that's the name) and I'm not just talking about the size.
It IS called the Big Breakfast. No it wasn't Macs. i kinda decided we wouldn't eat Macs while we were here.
Of course, my dad ate at BK on our first day here but I didn't. Ha.

So.
(now i sound like those irritating people who go on and on and on about their every action in their blogs. Sheesh.)
The toast was MAHSHIEEEEE cuz I ordered my eggs scrambled (and whipped and beaten and creamed. Sadist.) and they heaped it on my toast.
And although the eggs were PWNSOME the liquid that soaked my toast was NOT.
TT_TT MY TOASTTTT
Well, good thing they served us 2 slices of toast as 'appetiser' (of sorts) and I smothered my slice with a really sour jam.
...niceeee.

So then we went to walk along the bay for a bit and it was reeeally windy. Where we were a while ago, there was an old chap with his old dog. My dad said he could tell that the doggy was old cuz it moved reeeally slowly.
Poor doggy.
But it was still cute. X3
So we heaved out bags into the boot and awaaaay we gooooo~~~~!




Our really really long trip was full of pitstops for toilet and attractions. We stopped by this field on a hill which was supposed to be where a war was fought.
It wasn't a big war, just between the Maoris and the Brits. THere's still quite a bit of animosity between the two races till this day but these days it's not as big as before. You know, like today's Chinese people still see the Ang mohs as rich and some would say that the Indians were poor (which are totally unnecessarily true. Just stating an EXAMPLE).
Well, here, the whites would secretly tell foreigners/tourists that the Indians (i think they mean Maori, but you know it's like how westerners call red indians...indians.) vandalise public property, and swear it is true.
And complaing about how pesky they are, of course.
Anyway, the field battle thing was pretty pathetic.

Basically the Maori were pro fighters. They held their ground so far in the war and the Brits were pretty much phailing despite the high amounts of pro ammunition and the advantage of numbers on their side.
So, the battle field was essentially a hill. The Maoris were on the hill, and there was a deep valley in the front between them and another hill.
Behind them was relatively flatter ground and not so hilly. In other words, a rather weak spot. The Valley in the front was a strong spot.
guess where the lazy brit commander decided to attack.
The valley.
Pure genius.
So by the time they knocked down the palissade of the fort, they discovered that almost no one was there.
Obviously the Maori relied more on their natural surroundings and the fort was essentially just a lure for the idiotic brit army to head for.
My dad thinks it's cuz the guy was just too lazy to walk a bit further to attack them from behind.
...tut tut.


There was a museum we went to which was really small. It was about the Scots who moved to NZ because of the greedy landowners.
Most of what we saw there were things I vaguely remember from that horrible histories book, bloody Scotland.
Most of what we saw there were things I clearly remember from David Gemmell.
Remember how I said he uses people from real life? like, the Chiatze in his books, are yellow skinned and almond eyed and really smart? cough chinese cough.
Yeah. He has the Rigante series which stars Highlanders and Lowlanders and something about tartan. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that all that clan stuff was similar to the Scots.

The unofficial clan leader of that time was called Norman McLeod and he was a christian, i think.
So his teachings were based on Calvinistic views as well as the scottish clan view, so he was really popular.
He sounds like the really stubborn type...

Then we headed off to some bee farm place.
Not interesting, not interesting...

(if anyone is wondering, Hibari has dozed off in the corner. hibird has dissapeared. He'll come back.)

So, dinner.
We got bored and ventured to the Grill of our hotel. Unfortunately it seemed a bit pricey.
So we went to the Sky tower, which is where you can see the WHOLE of Auckland, and had an EVEN pricier meal.
The Observatory Restaurant, situated at..really really high. Buffet with food that was really really weird. I mean, there's a piece of beef on a huge onion layer which is stuffed with some mashed bean thing. like, ew?
The beef was nice, but the ...bean ...was...not...
Even the onion was nice. But I like fried onions, so...uh, ha.
Then we went down to the observatory itself.
it
Was.
FREAKY.
Cuz at the walkway nearest to the glass windows, occasionally there were squares of glass on the FLOOR which let you see alllll the way down on the roads.
No friggin SCARY.
It was like walking on AIR.
Even though I knew the glass was there my stomach still leapt everytime i stepped on the glass.
Now i know how Peter felt when Jesus asked him to walk on the water with him.
FREAK-Y.

And there were those coin presses things! I used the only two $2 coins I had left to get one which was round and one which gets swapped with a penny and we punched a hole in it!
So now I have two new pressed coins to add to my collection.

Tomorrow we head to Rainbow's End amusement park.
I hope it's not too boring, nor too scary.
I hope it's not too expensive, too.

CHARON
typing on Wordpad at 10 24pm, NZ time, or 5 24pm, SG time.

Hibari: zzz...***?
Hibird: Hibari-hibari~!
Me: SO CUTEEE!
Hibari: Go away.
(fortunately, he didn't say, Get away from my bird. If he did, I would be choking from disgust, and laughing my head off at the unintentional sickness of that statement.)



Written on December 4th 2009.

I have been playing Quintessence on the computer since there's no internet around here. Or, more accurately, there IS internet. Ya just gotta pay a bomb ta use it.

Wow. That was...incredibly Raven-ish.

Raven: (does a backflip) See? I knew ya girls liked the great and awesome Raven!

Why do I always get the weird ones to star on my blog...

Hibari: (I'm weird?)
Raven: OH my poor ol' (blastia) heart can't take this kind of heartbreak! Lifie darlin', how could you DO this to me!

Ignoring the old pervert in the corner growing mushrooms in his Corner of Emoness, I shall update you on my so far rather uneventful NZ trip.

We went to Rainbow's End theme amusement park.
Which is funny. Ya see, the end of the rainbow's supposed to be a pot of gold, right? But the whole park is arcobaleno themed/coloured.
WHERE'S THE GoLD?!

Anyway, the park was rather lame. I liked the Viking boat and my dad was screaming his head off trying to scare all the little kids.
As usual.
The rest of the kids were staring at us pretty funny.

There were long queues EVERYWHERE and considering that today is Friday you wonder why these kids were all pwning school
Later we found out that they had a free Fun Day, where those kids who helped do a certain amount of work got to go to Rainbow's End.
Such is the luck that I have.

There was a log ride where...ya know. Go around a few times, splash down some short slope. My dad and I queued there for a looooong time.
And then he saw the slope.
"WHAT?! That's not even half of what Splash Mountain is like! Let's go somewhere else."

The problem is, once you've been to Disneyland and DisneyWorld, most other themeparks are pretty lousy.
Infact, it would seem that the ONLY nice theme parks are in Australia and America!

There was a ride which was "THe only corkscrew roller coaster in the whole of New Zealand!" and ...honestly It was quite a letdown.
Total of two corkscrews and one loop-da-loop does NOT exactly total on my "HIEEEEEE!!!^EXTREME" list.
(That's read as: HIEEE to the power of EXTREME)
There was this underground ride in the US which had like, 6+ corkscrews. it was fun but not terrifying.
Poor poor NZ.

And there were a whole lot of IRRITATING teenagers who SCREAMED for the HECK of it. Like, IDIOTS!

It's more fun going with friends. WHY WON'T MY FRIENDS COME ON HOLIDAY WITH MEEEEE.

So.
It also RAINED.
AND RAINED AND RAINED AND RAINED.
If it's not the Clouds and Mist which go around, it's the RAIN.

Yamamoto: Who me?

ARGH MORE IRRITATING PeOPLE!

Squalo: VRAAAHHHH WHY AM I HERE?!
Yamamoto: Hey, Squalo. You shouldn't yell so much. People think you're irritating.
Squalo: VOI! THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU, IDIOT! YOU TALK TOO MUCH!

cough. Ahem. Takes one to know one, Squalo.

Squalo: VRAHHHH WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Raven: it means, pipe down. Sheesh, youngsters these days...

Squalo: VOIII, OLD MAN. ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME, SUPERBI SQUALO?!?!

Raven: Doesn't 'squalo' mean shark? I know some italian too, ya know!

Squalo: Che! I DON'T CARE!

Raven: You should! Oopsie looks like there's a storm a-brewin'......TEMPEST!!!

Squalo: VRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (gets tossed away in a hurricane of lightning and ...wind. )

Raven: Maybe you should...uh, THINK?

Yamamoto: I thought storm in italian was Tempesta, not tempest.

Raven: Kid, notice I never said that Tempest was italian. I just said that I knew some italian.

(The truth is, the writer forgot what was the spell for Arrivederci. But Yamamoto, Squalo and Raven don't need to know that.)

ANYWAY.

Hotdogs.
with no SAUSAGE>!?!!

My chili dog, was just the hot dog bun, with ground beef and cheese.
...at least it was hot.

Didn't I mention? It RAINED and RAINED and RAINED and it was FRIGGIN EFFING COLD TO THE EXTREME.

...EXTREMELY.

Eventually we retreated to the arcade and spent ten bucks worth of tokens on House of the Dead 2.
I think my dad's skill has fallen.
Mine is slightly better. I didn't die THAT quickly.
My aim is not that bad anymore. I used to aim for the side of the screen. now I just aim right beside the zombie's head.
...hey, take it slowly!

Then we got reeeally bored and left.

We went to the bookstore and the xbox shoppe and the supermarket to buy stuff for next week.

And then we sorta got stuck in a traffic jam on the Southern Highway (think: Big big big expressway, only minus the ERP, and a LOT bigger.)
So my dad got this brilliant idea to cut through the towns instead of taking the main highway.
So we drove off got a bit lost (happens when your GPS happens to be called Lifiea Chancelot) and we stopped at a Vietnamese restaraunt for dinner.

Honestly.
After being in NZ eating western food, suddenly, i'm here eating hot noodles (it's a bit like kueh tiao, ya know. flat.) with SOUP that's NOT creamy or with carrots, potatoes or asparagus.
AND IT IS PWNSOMENESS.
It was SO NICE.

And then we got Deep Fried Ice Cream!
When it arrived it was essentially, one big fried doughball with what looked like a bit of condensed milk on top, with ground nuts and a chunk of cherry on the top.
Me: How do we eat this?
My dad: Very carefully.
Good answer.

it was AWESOME.
it's a bit like eating bread with icecream, only the bread is fried and much thinner and crispier...
...Essentially it's like eating batter with icecream. Which WAS what it was.
And the vanilla ice cream was nice too, even though i had been freezing my butt off (actually, i think my butt was a lot warmer than the rest of me) before my dinner.
But IT WAS SO NICE.
And when we left (after I paid...-_-) it was STILL friggin raining.
STUPID RAIN.

Squalo: VOI??!

Raven: Rain! (shoots Rain arrow at Squalo)

Squalo: #$@$@#$!!!

Yes. raven has an attack called Rain. Never mind that.

Yamamoto: Haha how fun! Is this part of the mafia game too?

Squalo: IT IS NOT A BLAHDY GAME.

he's just in denial. Yamamoto, i mean.


Lalalala.

So now in out crazy little Notepad document there's me, Squalo (VOIIII), Yamamoto, Raven and...
...
...
...HIbARI WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?!
Hibari: There is no exit.

YES There is! That red 'X' button in the corner...

Hibari: ..........(I can't reach it)

Right. Oops.

TOO BAHD YOU SHALL HAVE TO STAY HERE FOREVER WITH US HLAHLAHLAHLAHLA.

Hibari: (takes out tonfas) I'll bite you all to death

Raven: Heyy...youngster. Didn't your parents teach you not to point dangerous metal thingys at your elders?

Squalo: Voi, you aren't that old are you?

Raven: Glad ta hear that i still retain my youthful looks.

Yamamoto: Isn't that stubble on your chin?

Hibari: -_-" (have they forgotten me...)

have a nice ...night everyone! Enjoy what little left of december you have.
For next year...we endure SEC 3.
And SPECS course.
For us NCC people, anyway.

SIGH

lifie-chan
written at 5 31pm, SG time, 10 31pm, NZ time.


written on 5 december

We are now at Lake Tofu...I mean, Taupo.

...it's no big deal.
I mean, there's just a really big lake but it's not even pwetty.

We picked up my mom today, too.
Just remembered how peaceful life was when she wasn't around.
At least, I didn't have someone who happened to like being in the MOST crowded places in public and suddenly saying stuff like,
"Is your period coming soon? The condition of your face is getting more hedious."

Note, my dear readers, that this is often said in a rather loud tone of voice, in usually a small place like a lift, with lots of people.

Yes, facepalm. Facepalm.

Makes you envy those ostriches that can just hide their heads in the ground.

So.
We have too much food stocked in our fridge and 10+ bottles of Tui beer.

The tui bird is very very cute. It's small and black with a white strip of feathers.
AND IT is vERY CUTE.
Did I mention that yet?
IT IS VERY CUTE.

Dum dee dum.

The Sun can be very annoying.

Ryohei: HEYY!!! WHO SAID I'M ANNOYING?!

Uh...uh... (grabs Gokudera) Sorry Hayato. Here Ryohei, this is that mean person who said you were annoying.

Gokudera: WHAT?! #$@# I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING! (Although, i don't disagree...)

(backs away) have fun, play nice, boys!

Gokudera: #$@#$@!!!

Ryohei: It's EXTREMELY NOT NICE to be EXTREMELY vulgar to girls!

Yea, Hayato. Didn't your m....dad teach you manners? (You can't say 'mom', cuz ...well...uh.)

Gokudera: My dad was in the mafia, idiot. The only manners he taught me were that if someone wasn't nice, you punch them.

Sound advice.
Anyway.

hakeem smsed me and said that there's gonna be a class bbq on the 13th. I shall pwn YF camp for that.
He was supposed to call me a while ago.
...guess he forgot.

i wonder if the rest of the guys will come. Joshua said that both genders mix pretty okayish last meeting.
...hm. Haven't seen him online these days.

...i just DREAD seeing how much they've grown since we last saw them. Hakeem likes to rub it in my face. -_-


CHARON
WANTS TO GO HOME TO PLAY ASSASIN'S CREED AND TALeS OF VESPERIA.
5 13pm SG time, 10 13pm, NZ time


written 6 december

Boredom...anime and vesperia deprivation...
Any longer and I'll start halluc...
Hey, Gokudera-kun! Wotcha doin' here?

There's a kid who lives opposite us, who apparently now has the same problem as me.
His friend lives in the unit below his.
His friend is imaginary.
point proven.
Lake taupo does this to people.

CHARON
misses KHR and ToV
4pm SG time, 9pm NZ time.



written 7 december, monday.

Today...we decided to stop slacking and get to...holiday.
So.
Uh.
first we checked out a dam.
...yay.
Then the dam opened.
You can guess what happened.

"Oh holy waters rise up and storm the very heavens...TIDAL WAVE!!!!"

Okay, so they weren't 'holy', and they certainly didn't 'storm the heavens', but it was a huge amount of water crashing down upon the vegetation beyond.
It made you stare in awe.
It made you want to pee.
So my dad did just that in a corner next to a dark cave, while me and my mom who ALSO needed to go but couldn't, made sure no one stumbled upon the action of responding to the call of nature.

Then we went on a cruise to explore the river.

There were so many duckies...~

Anyway, we reached a little waterfall at the end and it was so awesome.
A crazy kayaker went over the edge and all of us cheered him.
He went to do it again.
...I told my mom i wanted to do it too.
She told me she'd never let me.
Crap.

Later we went to a Maori culture show and dinner thingy.
It was...phun.
I guess.
They told us that Ki-ora meant hello.
I keep mixing it up with Hiyouri, and...Arcobaleno.
...Don't ask.

Our guide was pretty much related to the other 6 performers.
There was this young guy who's his cousin.
My mom said he's cute.
He looked half maori half...something else. Something caucasian. Austrailian maybe?
He reminds me of Steph K. and Joshua.
He was ...uh, rather funny and pretty much LOVED the stage and acted really ...enthu?

They performed a war dance called the Haka which was a bit scary cuz they screamed and shouted and all that. They do it before battles to get the adrenaline up.
They said the women do it better.
I agree.
The women are scarier FOR SURE.

We-ell.
I shall abuse my internet previlleges to post this whole chunk of words now.
I thank you for reading.

CHARON
not gonna learn maori as a third language. Or fourth. Or fifth.

ps:
Tales of vesperia, and quintessence, are games that require a third or more playthrough to understand.
5 23 SG time, 10 23 NZ time.


written 8 december

Internet here SUCKS.

There's a whole lot of porny adult shows they show at night here. No wonder they always get their little kiddies to sleep at 8.

Poor things.

Anyway.

NEW SHOES, NEW SHOES. I have purple sports shoes for school now.
You'd notice, all the shoes i get for school from NZ are always PURPLE.
(it says lilac on the box but that's hardly importan--

Gokudera: IT IS TOO IMPORTANT! LILAC AND PURPLE ARE TWO SEPARATE COLOURS WHICH CAN BE SEEN...
(pulls out a colour wheel with 150 colours)
Gokudera: ...AND AS YOU CAN SEE THERE ARE ABOUT 13 COLOURS BETWEEN LILAC AND PURPLE...

Oh ho ho ho, hello midear Hayato-chan. Shut up.

Gokudera: (chucks deenamitay)

Oh Yuuuuuri~

Yuri: (cuts deenamitay in half) Didn't anyone teach you not to throw explosives at your elders?

Gokudera: Didn't you say something like that last time?

Yuri: Didn't you suck up to your boss last time too?

Gokudera: O_O

Me: O_O

Yuri: ...what?

Tsuna: ...WHAT?!?!

Me: EVERY BODY GET OUT OF HERE!

(elders...well, I AM older than little Hayato-chan...since he's born later than I am. :P)

Gokudera: #@$@#%@!

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LANGUAGE, BOY.

Now.

Today we played mini golf.
As usual I never take anything seriously, nearly whacked my dad's head off, nearly broke a wooden thingy by standing on it,
...well, let's just say the cashier didn't look happy when she looked at me when we returned the clubs.

La lala.

Then we came home, I watched utter geek shows on Discovery Channel which was about Robots and other things.
Scary.
there was this Jap guy who made a robot who looked exactly like himself, to teach at the university.
Scary.
Tra de la de la de la.

Then we had chili. Which was more of pasta sauce with beans.
With boiled potatoes.
Nya nya hla hla lalala.

I'm so friggin SICK of this place.
I want to go home and rot my brain on the Labyrinth of Memories in ToV, Assasin's Creed, and NOT go for friggin YF camp.

hakeem called me again.
...but I think I was asleep then.
Crap.
i wonder who else is going.


CHARON
I HATE CONSPIRACIES. DAMN YOU ALEXEI!
I wonder, if i name my kid Sodia, would she kill me? Hm.
I mean, "SOOOOODIUM~"



written 9 december, 10 38 pm NZ time, 5 38 pm SG time

Essentially, two things happened today.
1, i played with kids from the other houses. A girl who got adopted from china, called Sawyer, and two kids called Julia and Ryan. Ryan's the kid with the imaginary friend.
2, we went to take a long walk. Attempting to tell the story of Quintessence...and phailing.

Oh yeah, and i finished my Finale Notepad version of Kokoro no Hoshi (Uni's character song) in Piano. So now i can listen to it AND print it out. Not that I need it of course.
Orders accepted. ^^

ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED TO NZ NOTE.

What do Rita Mordio and Haruhi Suzumiya have in common?
- stubborn
- weird
- no friends (haruhi has that kyon guy but that hardly counts. -_-)
- powerful. (but haruhi doesn't know that.)
- same english seiyu.

What do Judith and Matsumoto Rangiku have in common?
-chest size. Although, Matsumoto's is probably bigger.
-somewhat powerful. (Judith pwns, of course.)
-flirty
-same...seiyu. I can't remember for jap or english...

What do yagami Raito, Lelouch di Brittania (did i get that right?), Tamaki Suou and Flynn Scifo have in common?
-influence on the world. GREAT influence. (except Tamaki.)
-someone pwns them in the end. (for Raito...Near, i guess. Lulu,...whoever killed him. Tamaki...uh, everyone else. Flynn...Yuri, of course.)
-same jap seiyu

Now, taking above in account.
WHAT DO SZAYEL APOLLO GRANTZ AND YURI LOWELL HAVe IN COMMON?!
- Psychotic? nope.
-heroic? NO.
- Pwnsome? no.
- use swords? Heck, what the heck DOES Szayel use?
- Weird hair colour? Black's common. So...no.
NOTHING, exept english seiyus.

WAAAIIIIII WHAT DID YURI DO TO DESERVE THIS.

Heading for home tomoro's tomoro.

CHARON
listening to Linkin Park to flush out Kokoro no Hoshi (Piano) from my brain



Ciao! I bring thee greetings from the land of sheep, alcohol (so they say) and clouds.
Yep, CLOUDS.
(Hibari glares. Gola Mosca snorts. I whistle)

I have rented 2 hours of internet time and Lapre is serving me hand and lap (...laptop. Getit? HAHAHA okay forget it) although his overheating battery is already burning my thigh because I'm unwilling to hobble two steps to grab a pillow.

Anyway, at the current moment i sit in my resort in Taipa, north island of NZ.
And MSNing my mother, who insisted I bring Lapre along.
(actually i was going to use Lapre for updating my blog, going on ff.net, checking mail so I don't end up coming home and confronting 50+ emails...i already have 5 today) She changed her mind and said I shouldn't but i did.

So, from the begining, men!

Yesterday.
wait, it started two days ago.
We hopped on board an SQ flight at about 9. More accurately we left the house and arrived at the airport at...4+. Which s retarded.
So we spent the rest of the time listening to my dad yak on about the judges of Israel and eating dinner later.
My mom came over to check on us at about 8+ and then bade us a sobbing farewell (she's meeting up with us on friday cuz she still has school).
Okay, minus the sobbing part.

AEROPLANES. ARE. EVIL.
SQ went through a revamp while I wasn't looking. The chairs are no longer dark purple (Hibari glares. Again.) but are now some kind of light orange (Tsuna grins stupidly. What's new?). NEW GAMES. NEW MOVIES! And now they let you stick your thumbdrives into this USB port to use them like on a computer.
...fat chance. My mp3 wouldn't fit in cuz there was a lump of plastic sticking out on the port which wouldn't' let my fat mp3 go in.
Che.
And i couldn't BLAHDY sleep.
So instead of sleeping I ended up finishing the rest of my Italian course.
I PHAIL at aeroplane bowling. (Awa would be laughing if she knew, but she's in China now. D:)
So I now know how to pronounce Arrivederci.
FINALLY....
Uno, due, tre, ...something, chique, something, SETTE.......nove, dieci.
...i phail, i know.
I was wondering why 7 was Sette, since ...what language is "Trinisette". So i guess it IS italian after all.
never mind.

I ended up sleeping during the next day during the remaining 2 hours of the flight after breakfast.
...so did my dad. He couldn't sleep either.
Stupid cow neck support pillow from the AIG agency didn't help either.

YESTERDAY (truly, i say!)
We spent a whole lot of time driving. Was supposed to stay awake and help dad stay awake.
Phailed in both aspects.
We ended up half lost, and nearly drove into ravines a couple of times.
...Sheep look a lot cuter without their wool.

TODAY (finally.)
We ended up waking up at 9. IN THE MORNING, not in the night, sheesh. I'm not THAT bad.
So, we went to the ninety mile beach!
(AWESOME. I didn't type "bleach" that time! ^^)
It's a looooong way, and the beach itself is even longer!
(Come to think of it, the distance there AND the distance of the beach itself is about the same distance....but you get my meaning)
When we first went there the tide was in so we couldn't go. D:
Then we went to somewhere called Cape Reinga, where the souls of the Maori throw themselves off to the world beyond.
It was ...CLOUDY.
(Hibari glares)
From a short distance the road has Drifting Clouds of Solitude all over it (pun intended) and you seriously can't see much while driving through.
The Cape itself is bulletproof and dying will flame proof and can change form into a cute lion called Nuts, or Natsu...(Hibari throws a tonfa)
Sorry about that. wrong cape.
Cape REINGA is rather high and FULL of MORE hitoribocchi no sadame.
Me: WHY IS THE SONG CALLED DRIFTING CLOUDS OF SOLLITUDE WHEN ALL THESE CLOUDS KEEP BUNCHING TOGETHER AND ATTACKING US ALL AT ONCE!(stupid herbivore, hibari...)
My dad: haha.
Evidently my dad doesn't know a THING about Hibari kyouya, but why should he?
(Hibari: GLARES)
There was this short and stout lighthouse there which ran on solar panels. Not that they would have got any Sun with the Cloud in the way. You couldn't even see the Sky!
(Ryohei, Hibari, and Tsuna: -_-)
You couldn't even See the Sea!
(pun intended, reference to a song by suffsquared called See the Sea.)
Well, you could see a bit, but there were too many clouds in the way.
(Image of multiple Hibaris and gola Moscas running everywhere appears in mind's eye. I am scared.)

Then we made our way back toward the 90 mile beach
And we picked up two backpackers.
They were a guy and a girl, who were from france, university students, who were in NZ for 3 years.
(Uni means sea urchin in Italian. Why did Aria have such BAD naming sense?!)
They study wine marketing or soemthing, and wine making respectively.
Amazing. Though I suppose you can't march up to NUS and say "GIMME A COURSE IN WINE MAKING! ^^"
So my dad and the girl yakked on quite a bit. The guy was rather quiet. My dad sez it's cuz guys aren't too good with languages.
That explains why people like Nick were good in chinese but in my opinion his english sucked.
Anyone who speaks THAT much singlish HAS to suck in english, to me, anyway.

Blah.
So we dropped them off somewhere near the 90 mile beach and hopped back to the beach
This time the tide was far out and i drew a couple of pictures in the sand using a bunch of seashells i picked up,.
did you know seashells are an AWESOME drawing medium? They have awesome ...lines.
And i am reminded to wash out the shells. (shrugs)
It was really pretty...~

So we left.
And we saw that couple standing by the road
Again.
...Like, WTF?!

So we picked them up again, and since we had nothing better to do, we took them all the way to their destination, which was quite a distance away from Awanui and Kataia, which are both a distance away from Taipa.
So we went to kataia to buy back dinner from a Roast place, and...
...
...
...got booked for speeding.
...Ingenious. And we've only been here 2 days.
Not good.
That's 80 bucks. D:
Damn.

Dinner was...interesting.
(I'm listening to hitoribocchi no sadame now, btw. -_-)
Ai nante shiranai....
(Translation: i don't know love)

I miss Yuri. And Judith and Estelle and Raven and Karol and Rita and Repede and...and...and.....
...Ezio, maybe? not so much.

I watched Up and Teen Titans on the aeroplane and now i want to rewatch the ENTIRE teentitans on the internet.
BUt i DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH ToV/ASSASINS CREED II/TEEN TITANS by the time school starts, cuz after this trip there's YF camp (damn i didn't want to GO! Who wants to sleep on a floor when i get to do that EVERY BLAHDY YEAR IN NCC?!) and then there's all the Christmas get up WHERE'S THE TIME?!

Pollo means chicken in italian. (nods sagely)

Teen titans is AWESOMENESS. I remember why me and Fangirl used to like it so much. We both liked Raven (raven as in Teen Titans, not the dirty minded creep whom we all love from ToV). Beast boy is hilarious, Robin is irritatingly pro and Starfire is...is...
...if you like Orihime Inoue from Bleach, and Kyoko or Chrome from KHR!, you'll like Starfire.
And Cyborg is ...cool, but not really awesomeness. I mean, he likes JINX. JINX!
That crazy cat-like girl!
Never mind that.
It's UBER obvious that:
Raven sort of likes Beast Boy, if she ignores his irritatingness.
Robin and Starfire are practically DATING.
Cyborg....uh, not much of a love life, except for all the times he and Jinx are flirting and...stuff.

ANYWAY.
I GOT YURI'S KNIGHT OUTFIT!
KYAAAAAA!
He's right. He looks like an idiot in it.
So if you wear it and walk to Flynn, he WHISTLES.
i thought it was wolf-whistling, but he was...laughing.
So he said "I suddenly remember that one of the reasons why you left the knights was because you hated the uniform"
Yuri: "Still do. I'm just wearing this on a whim." (That's not true. He's wearing it cuz I equipped it on him and he doesn't have much of a choice, but flynn doesn't know that.)

I'm gonna keep him in it.
Cuz we all know girls love a man in uniform.
(laughs head off maniacally)

CHARON
who has about 23 minutes of internet time left.




Basically there was this scene where Gokudera was going to run out and ...i dunno. Yell at Yamamoto? But Tsuna grabbed his...hand...and dissuaded him. 2759/5927 fans, be happy. -_-


He looks AWESOME in the picture.



I know. It's irritating.
Apparently I can proudly say i have ONE little bit of Tales of the Abyss merchandise, cuz in the ToV CHaracter development book they drew a Flynn chibi and I always thought that the mini chibi they drew at the side was Flynn in commoner's clothes but then I saw another picture of Guy and I realised that the jap words were probably the interviewer talking about the resemblance between Flynn and Guy.
BUt never mind that.

MY COUSIN JAC LISTENED TO ME AND WATCHED KHR!
She likes Ryohei, though. Cuz he's "EXTREME"
And she likes Chrome second.
And she can't pronounce Tsuna's name.
She thought it was Tusna or something.
Anyway, the only word she has learnt from the series so far is "Juudaime" and ...uh, Ninth. "Kuudaime?" or something.
She remembers Gokudera as 'the bomber guy, right?"
she remembers Yamamoto as "the baseball idiot."
She ...uh, calls Gingerbread, "Gingerbread man! HAHAHA!"
Anyway.
I told her to watch it two weeks ago.
Today she told me she was at episode 103.
...O_O
I'm SO PROUD OF HER!

AND she got a little doggy!
Who keeps biting me.
It's a Cocker Spaniel from some farm, which cost them 900 bucks, and her name is Caramel.
"WHY NOT CALL IT ENZIOOOO" I whined to my parents when we were on the way home.
"Ezio?!" goes my dad, mistaking it for the guy in Assasin's Creed.
"But Enzio's the name of a turtle..." I mused.
"......." went my mom.
It is HYPER.
HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER.
Open the cage, and POOF it's out to jump bite run around bite run bite run BITE.
My dad likes cats more.

My cousins love the computer more than they love Inu-chan. I mean, Caramel.
Heck, I bet they would love caramel more than they love Caramel.
I pity Inu-chan.

LIFIE-CHAN
...oops! That's how i sign off to Kari's PMs! ><



You leapt off a high fixture, rolled on the floor to break the fall, and got up quickly. You sprint across the room toward Lucy, a scientist/assasin/friend who busted you out of your kidnapper's place.
"That's great! It seems that you've learnt all the skills that Ezio had."
You nod reluctantly because you know she's upset that the guy they, the Templars, kidnapped before had gone mad and died. With a reassurance that seems to cheer her up, she smiles at you.
"Alright. Go get some rest. We'll continue tomorrow"
She walks away, leaving you to explore a bit. After finding nothing, you walk toward the direction of your room.
..
...the room...starts.......spinning...
...You see....templars? Templars ....from the past. Not like that crackpot scientist who kidnapped you.
They carry......swords? And they wear those bucket helmets....
You lean against a wall...and the scenes change slowly...
...
...and you find yourself...
"What the hell am I doing in Acre?!" you wonder aloud. "I'm not even in the Animus (thingy which allows you to access your ancestor's memories)"
You realise, that you're not in your italian ancestor, Ezio's body, but instead in your Arabian ancestor, Altair's.
"Weird dream," you tell yourself.
Suddenly, a Templar rushes past you. Using your Eagle Vision you realise he's the one Altair has to kill. You pursue him.
Leaping over buildings, evading guards that give a whole new meaning to the term "workaholic", you nearly catch up to the Templar...but he slams the door shut.
You realise you are standing before a super super tall tower at the corner of the city's walls.
No way in but the top. You scale the walls with much difficulty, wondering why your ancestor coudln't just have picked the lock. When you reach the top, you see the templar standing there.
He takes off his helmet and turns around.
"No way!" you think." That's the female Templar, Maria or something! What is she doing here?"
Your conciousness drifts into third person so you can only watch from a distance. You panic. Is this how your ancestor died?
Maria steps toward Altair...
...and he embraces her and they start smooching.
Woah woah WOAH, you think. Wasn't expecting THAT one.
You must have blanked out somewhere...maybe M rated stuff just tends to put you into shock, cuz next you remember, you see Altair and Maria lying on their sides on the straw scattered on the tower top. Altair kisses her on her cheek, and stands to leave.
He jumps onto the ledge and prepares to jump. You leap off with him...
...but wait! Your conciousness remains on the roof! You watch helplessly as your ancestor hurls himself off the tall tower into the waiting straw wagon at the bottom, and you panic.
"Why am I still here with Maria?!" you scream. But of course, no one hears you.
You wonder why you seem to hover around Maria's unswollen belly. But of course, you suddenly suspect that that belly ain't gonna be that flat in a couple of months...
"Oh crap" you think, as the world goes blurry and you see a faint outline of Maria stand up and walk away...
...
...you awake in your room, and the fellow assasin guy who doesn't like you much is sneering at you. "Care to wake up, Desmond, so we can get some WORK done?"
You bite back an insult, mainly because your head is still whirring with the events of that night.

Time to get into the Animus to assume the persona of your italian ancestor Ezio, again.
(It's more fun to be Altair...and I'm NOT talking about getting to sleep with your ancestor's wife.)

CHARON
two-timing